The world tour
One kid. Seven worlds. Zero dignity.
From the cereal aisle to 30,000 feet — every location has its own boss, its own rules, and its own ways to humiliate you.
A stealth game about holding it in.
PLAY FREEin your browser · no downloadYou've got a shopping list, a ticking clock, and a catastrophic gas problem. Vent the pressure without being heard, smelled or seen — and whatever you do, don't let the boss catch a whiff.
The pressure gauge never stops climbing. Tap-fart to stay safe, hold for big relief — and big risk.
Sound rings travel. Gas clouds drift. Librarians never forgive. Every level is a new way to get busted.
Seven locations and counting, one relentless gut. It only gets worse. That's the fun part.
From the cereal aisle to 30,000 feet — every location has its own boss, its own rules, and its own ways to humiliate you.
Twenty-one cinematic cutscenes and counting — triumphant intros, humiliating bust-ups, and the moments we don't talk about. Here's the library.
Every location ends in a showdown — dodge the barrage, watch the Fart-O-Meter, and fire when it hits the green.
Beat a boss and its one-sheet is yours — a full comic-book movie poster for every showdown, framed in your trophy cabinet.
SupermarketThe manager is watching
LibraryDeathly quiet in here
ZooThe animals smell everything
WeddingDon't ruin the toast
AeroplaneSealed cabin. Good luck.
CinemaSilent room. Loud consequences.
GymNever skip leg day. Or lunch.
Your save file becomes a trophy cabinet.
Three stars per level — finish fast, stay unseen, beat ridiculous challenges. Star gates lock the later locations until you've earned them.
Every location ends in a showdown — dodge flying soup cans, books and popcorn, time the Fart-O-Meter, and blast the boss off his feet.
One run a day with a fresh twist on the rules — slippery floors, sharper noses, mystery lists — and a streak that dares you to come back tomorrow.
Gut Training, Gadgets, and Style — yes, the rainbow cloud is real. And the legendary Super Fart still drops an entire room.
Sixteen secret cards hidden in the levels, thirty-two trophies from your first toot to your ten-thousandth. The odometer never stops.
Desktop, iPad or phone — free in the browser, nothing to install, progress saved automatically.
Save your coins, buy the forbidden gadget, and drop an entire wedding reception in one silent, deadly masterpiece. They'll wake up in fifteen seconds. You'll be long gone.
Completely. Play in your browser, no download, no account. If you run out of attempts you can watch a (frankly excellent) fake ad to keep going.
Yes — touch controls with a floating joystick and a big satisfying fart button. Rotate to landscape and go.
Twenty-one levels and counting, plus a new daily challenge every day — and the three-star hunt will own you.
A quick how-to when you first start, and hints exactly when you need them.
Automatically, in your browser — no account needed.
It's cheeky, not gross. Pixar-style cartoon comedy about a universal problem. Grandma will laugh. The librarian will not.
Your list is waiting. The manager is watching. The gauge is climbing.
Today's Daily Sneak is waiting.
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